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QuestionI have to go to the doc to get some tests done and I'm very nervous. Tell me a joke to me me feel better?? Answer

bagelbrother:

Why did the dog go to see the doctor? 
Because he was feeling ruff 

just kidding dogs are invincible

pr1ncessprivilege:

Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor
pr1ncessprivilege:

Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor

pr1ncessprivilege:

Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

ultrafacts:

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soisaystomableisays:

The X-Files was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

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corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow! corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow! corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow! corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow! corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow! corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow! corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow! corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants
An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow!

corujas:

escapekit:

Postcards for Ants

An ongoing painting project by Cape Town artist Lorraine Loots who has been creating a miniature painting every single day since January 1, 2013.

Wow!

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