It’s 3 am
You hear a noise in your kitchen
You go to investigate
It’s me sitting at your table
I ask you to sit down
“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
vadidgeridoos
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.
thats it that was the whole conference
12:26 AM
Dog why
hoboy these are fun, I’ll have to make some more~
Converse’s music Tumblr is here. Let’s rage.






















